Detailing Crimes
Paint Assault With A Dirty Sponge
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
A wave of detailing crimes has been sweeping through garages and driveways across the country. At the heart of the scandal? Dirty sponges. These filthy, outdated cleaning tools are wreaking havoc on car paint, leaving behind scratches, swirls, and heartbreak.
The bigboi Paint Corrections Task Force (PCTF) has officially declared:
“Anyone caught using an old, stinky sponge to clean their car will be arrested and charged with paint abuse.”
HOW YOU CAN HELP
1. Retire Your Dirty Rags
The first step to ending abuse is replacing harmful tools. Our bigboi BlowR series offers touchless drying solutions that ensure you’ll never need to drag a towel across your paint again. Scratch-free, streak-free, every time.
2. Upgrade Your Pressure Washer
Garden pressure washers are for driveways, not cars. The bigboi WashR delivers precision-tuned pressure and flow rates to remove dirt and grime while protecting your paint and coatings. No more blasting off wax and sealants.
3. Stop Spots At The Source
Hard water is a leading cause of paint abuse. Minerals in unfiltered water leave unsightly spots that etch into paint. Our bigboi D-IONIZR filters water to 0 PPM, giving you spotless rinses that protect your finish.
The bigboi PCTF Armoury
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Together, We Can Make a Difference
Join us in the fight to end automotive paint abuse. Let’s save cars, one detailing session at a time.
With bigboi by your side, you can ensure every wash is a safe, paint-saving experience. Explore our range of professional-grade detailing equipment and help us create a world free of swirls, scratches, and water spots.